Again, I know it’s audacious of me to suggest you haven’t seen these.\u00a0 I hope you have.\u00a0 And if you haven’t, I hope these become some of your new favorite movies!<\/p>\n
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10.\u00a0 The Karate Kid, Part III<\/a> (1989) | Dir. John G. Avildsen | 112 min.<\/b><\/p>\n Okay, this is on here because you all think you’ve seen this, but you haven’t.\u00a0 The Karate Kid Part III is NOT the one with Hillary Swank.\u00a0 That’s the fourth one. \u00a0That one is called The Next Karate Kid<\/a>,\u00a0and it isn’t good. The villain is as villainous as you can get.\u00a0 He literally sits in a hot tub smoking cigars and tells people to dump toxic waste. \u00a0That’s him in the picture, grinning evilly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 9.\u00a0 Microcosmos<\/a> (1996) | Dirs. Claude Nuridsany & Marie <\/b>P\u00e9rennou<\/b> | 80 min.<\/b><\/p>\n This movie \u00a0is quite literally just a bunch of footage of bugs.\u00a0 But it’s really good footage.\u00a0 And it does a much better job of being just a bunch of footage than its just a bunch of footage counterparts Baraka<\/a> and Koyaanisqatsi<\/a>.\u00a0 Those movies are good too, but they can’t offer as human a look at our world as this one about bugs can.<\/p>\n Microcosmos provides a wonderful intimacy like no other movie ever.\u00a0 Plus the footage is really fucking awesome.\u00a0 The same dudes made a more Baraka-type one called Genesis<\/a>, and it’s good, but Microcosmos is better.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 8.\u00a0 Pirates of Silicon Valley<\/a> (1999) | Dir. Martyn Burke | 95 min.<\/b><\/p>\n This is unequivocally the best made-for-TV movie ever made.\u00a0 I actually watched it on TV in 1999 with my mom when it aired.\u00a0 It’s a biographical dramatization of the business dealings of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.<\/p>\n Anthony Michael Hall and Noah Wiley are perfect as Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. (I’ll let you figure out who plays who.)\u00a0 The scenes where they argue with each other are epic. But Joey Slotnick, who expertly portrays Steve Wozniak, really steals the show.<\/p>\n Some of the drama is a tad underdone, namely Steve Jobs’ relationship with his estranged wife and daughter.\u00a0 But what it lacks there, it makes up for in compelling, realistic scrutiny of its subjects.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 7.\u00a0 Who the Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?<\/a> | Dir. Harry Moses | 74 min.<\/b><\/p>\n Here’s another documentary where I’ll just tell you what it’s about and you\u2019ll immediately want to go see it.<\/p>\n A tough-as-nails old woman truck driver finds a Jackson Pollock painting at a garage sale, but the art world won’t accept that it’s a real Pollock.<\/p>\n See? You want to see it. Now go see it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 6.\u00a0 Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows<\/a> | Dir. Paul Jay | 93 min.<\/b><\/p>\n This is a documentary about Bret \u2018the Hitman\u2019 Hart. \u00a0Just shut up and listen.\u00a0 This is not some fake and fluffy WWE documentary, it’s a real thing.<\/p>\n Like any great documentary, this is a very insightful and deeply interesting portrait of an interesting subject, which offers as much heart as it does biography.\u00a0 It also has the good fortune of being a v\u00e9rit\u00e9 piece that was in production during the major turning point of Bret\u2019s career.\u00a0 Plus, since it’s about wrestling, it has tons of unintentionally funny moments brought to you by the world\u2019s kookiest subculture.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 5.\u00a0 World’s Greatest Dad<\/a> (2009) | Dir. Bobcat Goldthwait | 99 min.<\/b><\/p>\n Who know Bobcat Goldthwait was capable of making one of the best movies ever made?\u00a0 It seems weird, doesn’t it?<\/p>\n World’s Greatest Dad stars Robin Williams as a single dad trying to deal with his obnoxious adolescent son and his put upon-ness at work.\u00a0 Sounds mundane, but what unfolds is a hilarious and touching ordeal that I certainly won’t spoil, since you haven’t seen it. \u00a0This is one where it’s definitely best to not know much of anything going in.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 4.\u00a0 This Is Not a Film<\/a> (2003) | Dir. Michael A Nickles | 88 min.<\/b><\/p>\n The guy who played Jim Morrison in Wayne’s World 2<\/a> made a movie called This is Not a Film. I caught it on TV about twenty minutes in and couldn’t turn it off.\u00a0 It’s tiny.\u00a0 It looks like it was made for eight cents, and never has a small, rustic aesthetic been utilized more effectively (well, okay, maybe The Blair Witch Project<\/a>).<\/p>\n I hate fake documentaries because real documentaries are so good. The great thing about a real documentary is that when you hear a great line, there’s an extra greatness to it because somebody really said it in earnest. Faking that is awful, because you lose the honesty that made the line so effective.<\/p>\n However, Michael Leydon Campbell\u2019s performance in this is so honest and natural that you completely forget you\u2019re watching acting.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 3.\u00a0 Beyond the Mat<\/a> (1999) | Dir. Barry W. Blaustein | 102 min.<\/b><\/p>\n Another fucking wrestling documentary.\u00a0 I know.<\/p>\n I get why nobody has seen The Backyard<\/a> and Wrestling With Shadows because nobody has ever even heard of them. \u00a0Beyond the Mat is a little more popular (if\u00a0you ever rented a video in 1999, then you saw a preview for Beyond the Mat\u2014it was the one where Vince McMahon is screaming “he’s gonna puke, he’s gonna puke!” in his office)\u00a0but because it\u2019s directly about WWE (F at the time) I get why everybody would avoid it.<\/p>\n Beyond the Mat was written and directed by Barry W. Blaustein, screenwriter of the Police Academy sequels<\/a> and The Nutty Professor<\/a>.\u00a0 Blaustein presents himself as an unapologetic and intelligent wrestling fan, whose goal is to explore the world and understand its inner workings.<\/p>\n His documentary does just that and does so with clinical precision, unprecedented intimacy, and exquisite care.\u00a0 The movie juggles many plot balls (one of which follows Jake ‘the Snake’ Roberts, who was the inspiration for Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler<\/a>)\u00a0and weaves them into a gigantic wrestling mosaic that treats the sport fairly and objectively.<\/p>\n Terry Funk and Mankind come off as grounded heroes, while The Rock, in one short scene, exposes himself as a bit of a dick.\u00a0 The beautiful thing about large, warts-and-all documentaries like this is that they have a tremendous power to be much more satisfying than written narratives.\u00a0 The reason being that they are informative while being entertaining.\u00a0 By having a thesis, and by letting that thesis be explained organically via v\u00e9rit\u00e9 footage, you allow your audience to soak up information, follow stories, and really be affected by them.\u00a0 Because they’re real, they’re all the more interesting, and prone to amazing bouts of unintentional comedy, which the wrestling world is a vast well of.<\/p>\n Ultimately what’s documented here is one man’s love of pro wrestling and all the quirky characters that populate that world.\u00a0 Blaustein’s passion for his subject is only equalled by Mark Moskowitz’s in his documentary, Stone Reader<\/a>. (I reviewed that one<\/a> a few months ago.)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 2.\u00a0 Startup.com<\/a> (2001) | Dir. Chris Hegedus & Jehane Noujaim | 107 min.<\/b><\/p>\n It’s the turn of the century, the Internet is opening the door to the other side of the universe, and Kaliel and Tom have an idea\u2014to put simple government processes like paying traffic tickets on the Internet.<\/p>\n There’s a great scene when Kaliel wants to call the website untoceasar.com. It became govworks, and was one of many startups competing for space on the digital frontier.<\/p>\n The movie itself is a beautiful v\u00e9rit\u00e9 masterpiece by prolific documentarians Chris Hegedus and Jehane Noujaim.<\/p>\n It’s a shame that everybody focuses on trite, sensationalist pieces like King Corn<\/a> and An Inconvenient Truth<\/a> when it comes to documentaries.\u00a0 It’s wonderful that the form is experiencing such success, but a shame that the better ones are squashed by the so-called \u2018important\u2019 ones that are ultimately much more shallow and ironically have much less to say.<\/p>\n Startup.com is about business. It’s about the future, and the internet, but most importantly, it’s about friendship.\u00a0 It’s a small and tender story that would triumph in front of a much wider audience.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 1.\u00a0 The Baxter<\/a> (2005) | Dir. Michael Showalter | 91 min.<\/b><\/p>\n Contrary to popular belief, romantic comedies aren’t crappy. Most movies are crappy, so it’s only logical that most romantic comedies would be too, but as a genre, it’s produced some of the best stuff of all time. But in our modern era where melodrama is in and natural drama is pass\u00e9, simple, effective movies are thought of as lame. I guess when your modern incarnation is The Vow<\/a>, it makes sense. But When Harry Met Sally<\/a>, Annie Hall<\/a>, Love Actually<\/a>, As Good as it Gets,<\/b><\/a> and Jerry Maguire<\/a> are all transcendent works that are proof positive that romantic comedies are high art as much as anything else.<\/p>\n The Baxter is no different. Well, maybe a little. 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