{"id":375,"date":"2013-03-04T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T05:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/?p=375"},"modified":"2013-03-06T00:23:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T05:23:32","slug":"dark-horse-and-damsels-in-distress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/dark-horse-and-damsels-in-distress\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Dark Horse&#8217; &amp; &#8216;Damsels in Distress&#8217;: A Tale of Two Departures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-382\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"toysrus\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus.png\" width=\"672\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus.png 672w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus-300x162.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>One of the best shots in recent history. This, right here, is how you say &#8216;fuck you&#8217;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Dark Horse (2011)<br \/>\n<\/b>Written and Directed by Todd Solondz<br \/>\n86 min.<\/p>\n<p><i>Spoiler-free.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I should\u2019ve seen this one in theaters. But I didn\u2019t. I listened to <i>people.<\/i> I should <i>never<\/i> listen to people. People are <i>shit.<\/i> By \u2018people\u2019 I mean those-who-tell-you-a-movie-sucks-and-that-it-is-an-unwelcome-departure-from-said-filmmaker. <i>Those <\/i>people. <i>Fuck<\/i> those people.<\/p>\n<p>Why is it that they never caution you about the <i>right<\/i> movies? I would\u2019ve killed for someone to tap me on the shoulder before I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0081FSMQU?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B0081FSMQU&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Damsels in Distress<\/a> and warn me that Whit Stillman\u2014a once perfect filmmaker of remarkable integrity\u2014has decided to cop out and pander to a generation he doesn\u2019t understand, and isn\u2019t even <em>worth<\/em> understanding. But no. They had to warn me about this one instead.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nLook, <i>yes<\/i> Dark Horse is a bit of a departure\u2014but only in the sense that it lacks a certain &#8216;obviousness&#8217;, if you will. Previously, if you\u2019d seen one Solondz movie, you\u2019d seen them all, and I don\u2019t mean that in a bad way\u2014I like all his films. I just mean that he has a very distinct vibe and approach. With Dark Horse, you aren\u2019t immediately sure what it is you\u2019re watching. There are Solondz-y undertones, but the overtones are jarringly \u2018mainstream\u2019. It is not immediately clear if said overtones are intended to be satirical, or if Solondz has simply &#8216;gone soft&#8217;. Only towards the end of the first act does it start to become clear what his intentions are with the piece. Unfortunately, some viewers still took the entire thing at face value.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s likely that Jordan Gelber\u2019s brilliant performance as the titular \u2018dark horse\u2019 is largely what fooled them. He is so good that for the first act of the film, it&#8217;s hard to tell if he\u2019s \u2018doing\u2019 smarmy acting, or if he\u2019s really just a smarmy actor. Over the course of the rest of the film, we get to see the full range of what he is capable of, and let me tell you, this guy is one to watch. I wouldn\u2019t be surprised to see him getting award-bait dramatic work sometime soon.<\/p>\n<p>The supporting actors are all great as well. Selma Blair, Christopher Walken, Mia Farrow, and the rest all turn in refreshingly restrained performances. In fact, it\u2019s quite hard to find a bad performance in <i>any<\/i> Todd Solondz film. Everyone comes to work to <i>work<\/i>. And, as unfortunate as it is that his films have such low budgets, and don\u2019t make much at the box office, I\u2019m sure this helps repel actors who are just in it for the money. One does a film of his out of respect for him, and for the material.<\/p>\n<p>Also worth noting is that this could go down as one of the best movie soundtracks ever to not receive an official Motion Picture Soundtrack. Were it available, I would&#8217;ve bought it online right after I finished watching the movie.\u00a0The song choices are absolutely brilliant. And they may seem at first listen like songs that are popular and easy track down, but they&#8217;re deceptively obscure. A lot of care was taken by Solondz and whoever else picked the music.<\/p>\n<p>I expect Dark Horse will find proper love and respect years later, much like a similarly misunderstood subversive masterpiece, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00005NTOH?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00005NTOH&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Freddy Got Fingered<\/a>. The two actually share a lot in common\u2014both center around unsympathetic manchildren who attempt to mold the world to their whims and desires, and are sneakily acerbic satires of the Hollywood comedies of their respective decades. I highly recommend both.<\/p>\n<p><i>4 out of 5 Codys.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-950\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"damsels\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/damsels.jpg\" width=\"672\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/damsels.jpg 672w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/damsels-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><br \/>\n<br style=\"clear: both;\" \/><br \/>\n<b>Damsels in Distress (2011)<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b>Written and Directed by Whit Stillman<br \/>\n117 min.<\/p>\n<p><i>Spoiler-free.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It really pains me to write this negative review, because I&#8217;m a huge Whit Stillman fan. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B007USWCO2?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B007USWCO2&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Metropolitan<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B008Y1YJMM?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B008Y1YJMM&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Barcelona<\/a>, and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B007USWD00?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B007USWD00&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">The Last Days of Disco<\/a>\u00a0(commonly referred to as the \u2018Whit Stillman trilogy\u2019, not because the stories are related, but because they deal with similar themes and have a few of the same actors) are absolutely delightful, and some of my very favorite films. I&#8217;ve seen each of them many, many times. Damsels in Distress, I never want to see again.<\/p>\n<p>Before I get into <em>why<\/em>, first, a little background about Whit Stillman. Those three great films I mentioned were released in 1990, 1994, and 1998, respectively\u2014and then we didn&#8217;t see anything new from Whit until 2011. In part, because he wanted to take a break and be with his family (admirable, and well-earned) but also due to the fact that the projects he wanted to do kept not getting off the ground. Financing is difficult, even for established filmmakers. Things fall through at the last minute, or don&#8217;t happen at all, not necessarily because a project is bad, but because Hollywood is a fickle beast. I&#8217;ve had a taste of the gauntlet myself, albeit a small one, and in my experience, this was quite true. Which is not to say that Hollywood is <i>all<\/i> bad\u2014just that its reputation for myopia is well-earned.<\/p>\n<p>One project in particular of Whit&#8217;s that kept not happening is a dream project called &#8216;Dancing Mood&#8217;, set in Jamaica during the 1960&#8217;s and centered around the church music of Kingston. According to him, it&#8217;s been an absolute nightmare to get made. He began working on putting it together around the time he was making The Last Days of Disco, and it\u2019s been a roller coaster ever since. For years, I would check his IMDB page and its message board every so often for new scraps of information about this project, or <i>any <\/i>project of his pipeline\u2014and then one day, out of nowhere, there was Damsels in Distress. A Whit project no one had previously heard of, suddenly in production and raring to go. To say I was \u2018excited\u2019 is an understatement. The &#8216;Whit Stillman trilogy&#8217; is like the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000PMLFRA?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B000PMLFRA&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Star Wars<\/a> trilogy of independent films about 20-somethings talking. (Not in <i>popularity<\/i> of course, just in significance and sacrality to those who love them.) And Damsels in Distress, sadly, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000PMG16U?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B000PMG16U&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">The Phantom Menace<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The characters in Damsels seem <i>sort of <\/i>like Whit Stillman characters, but there\u2019s something off about them. I hate to use two geek metaphors in one review, but I must say, it\u2019s kind of like how the Turtle costumes look in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0099KDSVK?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B0099KDSVK&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III<\/a>\u00a0as compared to the two previous TMNT movies. Cheap. Impostor-y. As you\u2019re watching, your brain is so busy wondering who the hell these puppets are, walking around in a Whit-ish way, saying Whit-ish things that don\u2019t feel fully Whit-ty, that it&#8217;s hard to even pay attention to the plot.<\/p>\n<p>And when you do pay attention to the plot, you wish you hadn&#8217;t, because it&#8217;s all over the place. Whit&#8217;s scripts are usually very tightly constructed\u2014this one, not so much. And as for individual lines, there are a few clever Whit-icisms (last Whit pun, I promise) peppered throughout, but mostly they&#8217;re cheap and lazy. The script feels more like a bad one he was hired to \u2018punch up\u2019 than something he wrote entirely himself (although, embarrassingly, he did).<\/p>\n<p>The look of it feels inherited as well. The visuals are soft and bloomy, like a TV show for teens. And the costuming is very &#8216;on the nose&#8217;, so to speak. Every character dresses exactly like you would expect, almost cartoonishly so, leaving no room for any individuality to come through.\u00a0Not my particular taste as far as production design goes, but if the script were good, and the characters engaging and believable, I would&#8217;ve been fine with it. Unfortunately, there just isn&#8217;t any substance here worth trudging through the generic visuals for.<\/p>\n<p>The whole thing is just a total pander-fest. Like Phantom Menace, it is so clumsily and over-calculatedly geared towards a young, dumb audience that it can\u2019t possibly fully appeal to anyone of that demographic except its lowest common denominator. This is a movie I might\u2019ve liked when I was in my early teens\u2014if and only if I had literally never seen a single other quirky Indie flick before. (Much like how, I\u2019m sure, to a kid, Phantom Menace rules if they haven\u2019t see the original trilogy yet.)<\/p>\n<p>I could have been totally down with every single aspect movie, from the lines that don\u2019t fully work to everything else wrong about it, if only it had all been in the name of satire (a la, ya boy Dark horse). But it&#8217;s very clear that Whit sees the world he&#8217;s constructed as fun, and whimsical, and charming\u2014whereas Solondz sees the world he has crafted in Dark Horse as a hellish existence. Me thinks Whit\u2019s been watching too many CW and ABC Family shows, and quite simply sees a virtue and charm to them that ain\u2019t really there. (Which, funnily enough, is the kind of thing a character in a <i>good <\/i>Whit Stillman movie would do, and then pontificate about, to friends at a bar. <em>That<\/em> would&#8217;ve been a good scene.)<\/p>\n<p>Around the time Damsels came out, Whit insisted in Q&amp;A\u2019s and interviews that Dancing Mood would be his next film. Unfortunately, that no longer seems to be the case. The <a href=\"http:\/\/thequietus.com\/articles\/08580-whit-stillman-interview-damsels-in-distress\">latest news<\/a> I could find has him saying that his next project will likely be one with much of the same cast of Damsels. Oh brother. Could this mean we end up with a <i>trilogy<\/i> of films with roughly these same actors, and this same awfully misguided feel? If so, it\u2019s safe to say he\u2019s the George Lucas of Indies.<\/p>\n<p><i>2 out of 5 Codys.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-382\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000\" alt=\"toysrus\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus.png\" width=\"672\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus.png 672w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/toysrus-300x162.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I should\u2019ve seen this one in theaters. But I didn\u2019t. I listened to <i>people.<\/i> I should <i>never<\/i> listen to people. People are <i>shit.<\/i> By \u2018people\u2019 I mean those-who-tell-you-a-movie-sucks-and-that-it-is-an-unwelcome-departure-from-said-filmmaker. <i>Those <\/i>people. <i>Fuck<\/i> those people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,1],"tags":[32,113,110,114,45,104,185,111,112],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allposts","category-codysreviews","tag-cody-clarke","tag-damsels-in-distress","tag-dark-horse","tag-jordan-gelber","tag-review","tag-smug-film-2","tag-smugfilm","tag-todd-solondz","tag-whit-stillman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":57,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}