{"id":3841,"date":"2013-12-04T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T05:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/?p=3841"},"modified":"2013-12-11T19:37:05","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T00:37:05","slug":"i-hate-metascores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/i-hate-metascores\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Metascores, And You Should Too"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nMetascoring, in case you aren’t aware, is the process of gauging a movie’s quality through aggregating lots of different reviews and spitting out a score based on the percentage of positive reviews it\u2019s gotten. Rotten Tomatoes<\/a> and <\/i>Metacritic<\/a>\u00a0are two very popular websites that metascore, and you\u2019ve probably visited one or both at some point in your life.<\/p>\n

The entire concept is bunk.<\/p>\n

Even just the idea of applying a \u2018score\u2019 to a movie is stupid, and yet it\u2019s become customary for critics to tack them on at the end of their reviews for some reason. We\u2019ve all seen the five-star system, the four-star system, the percent-out-of-a-hundred system\u2014or out of ten, but with decimals\u2014or maybe the most offensive, the A to F grading, which treats the film as though it were a High School essay on Wuthering Heights rather than a comprehensive piece of art.
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\nThe only industry that’s worse about scoring than the film industry is the video game industry\u2014most reviewers insist upon breaking a game down to its component parts\u2014sound, graphics, story, and gameplay\u2014and giving each its own unique score. I used to write for a now-defunct gaming website which did this, and I hated it then too. Trying to come up with something to say about the sound design of Mega Man Zero 4<\/a> may be the most Kafkaesque moment of my life thus far.<\/p>\n

The reason we have film criticism in the first place is that, despite what Hollywood might tell you, movies are not <\/i>simple products with clear positives and negatives. They’re nuanced, and can’t easily be summed up\u2014which is why filmmakers make them in the first place, rather than just write their intended message on a sign and hold it up in front of an audience, and why critics write reviews<\/i>, rather than just hold up a sign with a number on it.<\/p>\n

You read a critical review for words, not numbers\u2014words which will help you form your own personal assessment and understanding of a film, whether you agree with them or not. Sure, looking at the end of a review at the little stars might be quick and easy way to tell whether a movie is \u2018good\u2019, at least in theory. But in practice, ‘good’ to who?<\/i> Critics can be wrong. Not just wrong in the sense that you might disagree with them, but also because some movies are quite difficult to score. No critic who sees, for example, The Room<\/a>, can quantify their reaction numerically. A film which is technically terrible, yet still manages to be entertaining, can’t be explained through mere stars. You can find ways to be funny about it, by giving it a minus score or something, but that sort of thing is just further proof that scoring a movie is, at its core, reductive.<\/p>\n

Now, on to metascores.<\/p>\n

Taking these critics thoughts, distilling them to mere \u2018pass\u2019 or \u2018fail\u2019, and then tossing it all into a blender does not reveal some sort of collective ‘truth’\u2014it makes you an idiot holding a blender full of useless, meaningless, homogeneous goop.<\/p>\n

Metascores are especially inaccurate for movies that are \u2018love it or hate it\u2019. Take Kill List<\/a>, for example. I’ve seen it twice, each time with a different person present. The first time, the guy I was watching it with thought it was genius and heralded the director as the second coming. The other guy hated it, more so than any other movie he’d ever seen before (until we watched Only God Forgives<\/a>). The meta-opinion I’m supposed to take from this is 50% then, right? Half-and-half\u2014a very average movie with flaws, but maybe a few good things hiding in there? No.<\/i> Neither person thought Kill List was half-good. It was either great, or terrible.<\/p>\n

Part of the beauty of film is that filmgoers can have such gloriously opposing reactions to the same work, and quantifying their reactions down to a single in-betweeny number just to satisfy some need for everything to fit on some grand, ridiculous scale grinds that beauty to a fine powder. No one<\/i> is going to think Kill List is average. Giving it a fifty ruins its nuance and makes it seen like a halfway-decent, halfway-crap, lukewarm affair.<\/p>\n

Last gripe:\u00a0Revenge of the Sith<\/a>, which in my opinion is the least fun Star Wars prequel to actually watch (technically better, but less entertainingly-bad than the other two) has a slightly higher Rotten Tomatoes rating than that of Return of the Jedi<\/a>, my favourite of the entire series (Revenge has 80%, Return has 78%). The sheer weight of this fact fills me with anger. I’ll guarantee you that very few film critics honestly think Revenge of the Sith is better than Return of the Jedi, or even in the same ballpark of quality, yet there they are, neck and neck. All these numbers really mean is that 80% of the critics think Sith is better than the other two films in the prequel trilogy, whereas only 78% of the critics thought Jedi is as good as the other two in the original trilogy. And remember, these are just the critics Rotten Tomatoes chose.<\/i>\u00a0Plus, Sith\u2019s score is based on 254 reviews, whereas Jedi\u2019s is based on a little over 78. And even though Sith has a higher metascore, it has 52 \u2018bad\u2019 reviews to Jedi\u2019s 15. All this to say, metascores mean nothing, and make no sense.<\/p>\n

I give metascores no stars out of a hundred, plus two lifeless, severed thumbs down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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\nMetascoring, in case you aren\u2019t aware, is the process of gauging a movie’s quality through aggregating lots of different reviews and spitting out a score based on the percentage of positive reviews it\u2019s gotten. Rotten Tomatoes<\/a> and <\/i>Metacritic<\/a>\u00a0are two very popular websites that metascore, and you\u2019ve probably visited one or both at some point in your life.<\/p>\n

The entire concept is bunk.<\/p>\n

Even just the idea of applying a \u2018score\u2019 to a movie is stupid, and yet it\u2019s become customary for critics to tack them on at the end of their reviews for some reason. We\u2019ve all seen the five-star system, the four-star system, the percent-out-of-a-hundred system\u2014or out of ten, but with decimals\u2014or maybe the most offensive, the A to F grading, which treats the film as though it were a High School essay on Wuthering Heights rather than a comprehensive piece of art.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,3268],"tags":[2029,3318,3316,3315,3314,3313,3311,3312,3317,2722,3319,120,104,185,462],"class_list":["post-3841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allposts","category-harrys-essays","tag-harry-brewis","tag-kill-list","tag-mega-man-zero-4","tag-megaman-zero-4","tag-metacritic","tag-metascore","tag-metascores","tag-metascoring","tag-only-god-forgives","tag-return-of-the-jedi","tag-revenge-of-the-sith","tag-rotten-tomatoes","tag-smug-film-2","tag-smugfilm","tag-the-room"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3841"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3866,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions\/3866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}