{"id":4049,"date":"2013-12-30T00:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-12-30T05:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/?p=4049"},"modified":"2014-01-04T05:34:14","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T10:34:14","slug":"cody-clarke-2013-in-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/cody-clarke-2013-in-film\/","title":{"rendered":"Cody Clarke\u2019s 2013 in Film"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4061\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"breakers\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><br \/>\n<br style=\"clear: both;\" \/><br \/>\nDidn\u2019t see too many new movies this year. Only thirteen in total. Mostly just watched older stuff. In fact, I went to the theaters to see old movies way more than I went to see new ones. This was a particularly great year for screenings of classics, here in NYC. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bam.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">BAM<\/a> devoted a month to all of John Cassavetes\u2019 films, and did a mini Douglas Sirk retrospective too. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmforum.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Film Forum<\/a> had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001KVZ6LQ?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B001KVZ6LQ&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">King Kong<\/a>\u2014a staggeringly gorgeous print of it.<\/p>\n<p>The new movies I <i>did<\/i> see in theaters this year were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00G7QPYX4?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00G7QPYX4&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Blue Jasmine<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00BEJL69U?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00BEJL69U&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">This is the End<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005LAIIGW?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B005LAIIGW&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Gravity<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FKFGZZO?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00FKFGZZO&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Escape From Tomorrow<\/a>. Only liked one of those. As such, I doubt I\u2019ll be going to the theaters to see a new movie any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>Of the thirteen 2013 movies I saw this year (four in theaters, nine on VOD or Netflix) I only liked half, so my list is split into two parts. Part one is the good, part two is the bad. Any films marked 2012 were originally completed in 2012, but released theatrically in 2013.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, there were a bunch of 2013 movies I tried on Netflix that I couldn\u2019t bring myself to finish, and tapped out at the 15-minute mark\u2014such as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00EO2I6SI?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00EO2I6SI&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Frances Ha<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00EO2I6PQ?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00EO2I6PQ&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Computer Chess<\/a>\u2014but I didn\u2019t feel comfortable putting all those on this list because I didn\u2019t give them a full viewing. Full enough to know I didn\u2019t want to watch them, yes, but not full enough to really pick them apart.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here goes. Feel free to agree or disagree with me in the comments section and whatnot.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>The Good:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3054\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"springbreakers\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/springbreakers.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/springbreakers.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/springbreakers-300x124.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00BEJL4XS?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00BEJL4XS&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Spring Breakers<\/b><\/a><b> (2012) | Dir. Harmony Korine | 94 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The biggest surprise of the year for me. Never liked a Harmony Korine film before this one. Always found them to be grating and slapdash. This one ain\u2019t like that at all. It\u2019s smooth and meticulous and clever as all hell. Goddamn masterpiece. Best film of the year, by far.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/spring-breakers\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3232\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"jasmine\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jasmine1.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jasmine1.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jasmine1-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00DL47RQ2?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00DL47RQ2&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Blue Jasmine<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | <\/b><b>Dir. Woody Allen | 98 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Woody Allen\u2019s made about a dozen movies that are better than this one, maybe more. But I don\u2019t think he\u2019s made another this <i>visceral<\/i>. The pace is quite odd\u2014the story is repetitive, and uncomfortable in its repetitiveness. But it works for the character\u2014it mirrors her mental state. And by the end of the film, the film is her, and she is the film\u2014not in a Charlie Kaufman meta way or anything, just in vibe. It\u2019s quite remarkable. And Cate Blanchett is a shoe-in for the Oscar. Easily her best performance.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/blue-jasmine\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3196\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"hell\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/hell.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/hell.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/hell-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00DVN14XU?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00DVN14XU&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Hell Baby<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dirs. Robert Ben Garant &amp; Thomas Lennon | 98 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The funniest movie of the year. Just a ton of fun. For me, at least. Lennon and Garant\u2019s humor isn\u2019t for everybody. You either watch this and laugh your ass off, or you think it\u2019s the most unfunny thing you\u2019ve ever seen. Gotta be on their wavelength. If you like their other stuff, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0001XAODE?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B0001XAODE&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Reno 911!<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/184756f06a\/funny-or-die-presents-terrorist-on-flight-77\" target=\"_blank\">Terrorist on Flight 77<\/a> (my favorite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Funny or Die<\/a> short, by far) you\u2019ll probably like this.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/hell-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3379\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"rants\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rants.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rants.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rants-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00F2T95BY\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00F2T95BY&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>The Brotherhood of the Traveling Rants<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dirs. Steve Durand, Bryan Gaynor, Gavin McInnes | 68 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The most clever and enjoyable version of a sorta-documentary yet. By \u2018sorta\u2019 I mean that it contains both real scenes and fake scenes. A lot of movies do this for deception\u2014this one does it to maximize fun. It\u2019s hard to explain exactly <i>how<\/i> it accomplishes this without ruining the journey, so just watch it blind.<\/p>\n<p>This is also the best example of economical filmmaking in recent years. Most movies are way too goddamn long. This one is 68 minutes, and every scene is necessary, and no scene overstays its welcome. Most comedies should be about this long\u2014hey, it worked for W.C. Fields.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/the-brotherhood-of-the-traveling-rants\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, and my interview with Gavin\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/an-interview-with-gavin-mcinnes\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3256\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"wonder\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wonder.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wonder.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wonder-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00CX7OX6U?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00CX7OX6U&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>To the Wonder<\/b><\/a><b> (2012) | Dir. Terrence Malick | 112 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A hell of a surprise. Really didn\u2019t think I\u2019d like this one at all.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005HV6Y5W?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B005HV6Y5W&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">The Tree of Life<\/a>\u00a0was uneven as hell, and from the way this was marketed, it seemed like more of the same. Well, it\u2019s not. It&#8217;s lightyears easier to follow, and flows much better. It\u00a0knows what it is, and doesn\u2019t try to be anything more than that.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t entirely hate Tree of Life, by the way\u2014I feel like there\u2019s a 5-star, 90 minute movie trapped inside it. To the Wonder could use a little trimming too, but really not much. It\u2019s quite solid. Very surprised it got such negative reviews.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/to-the-wonder\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4058\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"rickyjay\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rickyjay.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rickyjay.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rickyjay-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00EO2I6O2?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00EO2I6O2&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay<\/a> (2012) | Dir. Molly Bernstein | 88 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been a fan of magician Ricky Jay since I was very little. Magic was the first art form I ever fell in love with practicing. As I got older, I gravitated away from it and towards music and writing, but I still have a strong affinity for it. In its purest form\u2014sleight of hand\u2014it\u2019s a beautiful, beautiful thing. And this film does a great job of showcasing that.<\/p>\n<p>If all you know of magic is David Blaine and Criss Angel, you\u2019re in for a real surprise with this documentary. Prepare to be dazzled by people you\u2019ve never heard of, almost all of them long dead.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4057\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"death\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/death.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/death.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/death-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00CPTUMSO?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00CPTUMSO&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">A Band Called Death<\/a> (2012) | Dirs. Jeff Howlett &amp; Mark Christopher Covino | 96 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I love music documentaries where even if you don\u2019t like the music, it\u2019s still interesting. Don\u2019t get me wrong, Death is a great band, but even if their stuff wasn\u2019t my cup of tea, I\u2019d still love them, and be fascinated by their story. If you enjoyed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B008JFUTUY?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B008JFUTUY&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Searching for Sugar Man<\/a>, you\u2019ll definitely dig this one. Kind of a similar vein. By the way, if you like this one and Sugar Man, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001OBT3LQ?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B001OBT3LQ&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">&#8216;Tis Autumn<\/a>, a doc about a brilliantly talented jazz singer long thought to be dead.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Bad:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4059\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"johndies\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/johndies.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/johndies.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/johndies-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00B04NJCG?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00B04NJCG&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">John Dies at the End<\/a> (2012) | Dir. Don Coscarelli | 99 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This was almost good. A lot of it really does work, but just as much is confusing and convoluted and falls flat. It\u2019s overstuffed, like a whole season of TV condensed to 90 minutes or something. I think if it had been a show, it would\u2019ve gone down as one of those cult classic, \u2018too smart for TV\u2019, \u2018cancelled too soon\u2019 ones like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001EN5I3Q?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B001EN5I3Q&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Reaper<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/FreakyLinks\" target=\"_blank\">FreakyLinks<\/a>. As it stands, it\u2019s just forgettable. I can\u2019t even remember the parts I liked from it, and I didn\u2019t see it that long ago.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2521\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"theend\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/theend.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/theend.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/theend-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00BEJL69U?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00BEJL69U&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>This Is The End<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dirs. Evan Goldberg &amp; Seth Rogen | 107 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I love all these guys, but this shit just did not make me laugh. I chuckled a couple times, but almost every joke in this movie fell flat for me. On top of that, it\u2019s ugly as sin to look at. It\u2019s just a whole lot of orange.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/this-is-the-end\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2216\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"upstream\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/upstream.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/upstream.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/upstream-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00BC75H5S?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00BC75H5S&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Upstream Color<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dir. Shane Carruth | 96 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A very clever and interesting sci-fi story, told poorly. The first act is good, but after that, things just fall apart. A perfect example of a movie that feels like it was shot from a first draft of a screenplay, rather than a polished final draft.<\/p>\n<p>I think Shane Carruth is clearly smart and talented, but I don\u2019t think he\u2019s near reached his full potential as a filmmaker, and that\u2019s largely due to him not yet being a good enough storyteller. He\u2019s a great \u2018idea guy\u2019, but his implementation of ideas into a story is shoddy. I\u2019d love to see what he\u2019d be able to create with a writing partner deft at story construction.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/upstream-color\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3513\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"Sandra Bullock\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/gravity.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/gravity.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/gravity-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005LAIIGW?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B005LAIIGW&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Gravity<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dir. Alfonso Cuar\u00f3n | 91 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I really don\u2019t understand what people saw in this movie\u2014or rather, I don\u2019t understand how people didn\u2019t see what <i>I <\/i>saw. To me, this was a shallow, misogynistic mess\u2014and I don\u2019t throw the M word around lightly. Why there wasn\u2019t massive uproar from feminists over this film, I do not know.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/gravity\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3932\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"seduced\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/seduced.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/seduced.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/seduced-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt2402179\/reference\"><b>Seduced and Abandoned<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dir. James Toback | 98 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Two rich, clueless, Hollywood douchebags moping over the fact that investors only want to give them five million to fund their dumb idea for a movie, rather than the twenty million they were looking for. Grating as hell. I don\u2019t think I could stand to spend more than five minutes in a room with these guys\u2014unless I were rant-lecturing them on the value of a dollar and the democratization of filmmaking.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/seduced-and-abandoned\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3626\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"escape\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/escape.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/escape.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/escape-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FKFGZZO\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00FKFGZZO&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=smufil-20\"><b>Escape From Tomorrow<\/b><\/a><b> (2013) | Dir. Randy Moore | 90 min.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The cinematic equivalent of adolescent graffiti. A penis drawn on a bench, and nothing more. Randy Moore has nothing of substance to say about Disneyland or the malaise of fatherhood\u2014all he does is address that both things exist, and make stupid, lazy jokes about them that are barely even jokes. And the film is as shoddily made as it is written\u2014student film-esque, in its ugly-to-look-at-ness. It\u2019s rare to watch a movie and be able to tell that you not only can\u2019t stand the art, but probably wouldn\u2019t be able stand the artist, as a person, as well. Seduced and Abandoned and this one fit that bill\u2014they\u2019re both clearly made by insufferable douchebags. Avoid at all costs. This is the worst movie I saw this year.<\/p>\n<p>You can read my full review of the film <a href=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/escape-from-tomorrow\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4061\" style=\"border: 4px solid  #000000;\" alt=\"breakers\" src=\"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers.jpg\" width=\"692\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers.jpg 692w, https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/breakers-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><br \/>\n<br style=\"clear: both;\" \/><br \/>\nDidn\u2019t see too many new movies this year. Only thirteen in total. Mostly just watched older stuff. In fact, I went to the theaters to see old movies way more than I went to see new ones. This was a particularly great year for screenings of classics, here in NYC. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bam.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">BAM<\/a> devoted a month to all of John Cassavetes\u2019 films, and did a mini Douglas Sirk retrospective too. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmforum.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Film Forum<\/a> had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001KVZ6LQ?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B001KVZ6LQ&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">King Kong<\/a>\u2014a staggeringly gorgeous print of it.<\/p>\n<p>The new movies I <i>did<\/i> see in theaters this year were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00G7QPYX4?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00G7QPYX4&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Blue Jasmine<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00BEJL69U?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00BEJL69U&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">This is the End<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005LAIIGW?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B005LAIIGW&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Gravity<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FKFGZZO?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00FKFGZZO&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Escape From Tomorrow<\/a>. Only liked one of those. As such, I doubt I\u2019ll be going to the theaters to see a new movie any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>Of the thirteen 2013 movies I saw this year (four in theaters, nine on VOD or Netflix) I only liked half, so my list is split into two parts. Part one is the good, part two is the bad. Any films marked 2012 were originally completed in 2012, but released theatrically in 2013.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, there were a bunch of 2013 movies I tried on Netflix that I couldn\u2019t bring myself to finish, and tapped out at the 15-minute mark\u2014such as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00EO2I6SI?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00EO2I6SI&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Frances Ha<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00EO2I6PQ?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B00EO2I6PQ&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;tag=smufil-20\" target=\"_blank\">Computer Chess<\/a>\u2014but I didn\u2019t feel comfortable putting all those on this list because I didn\u2019t give them a full viewing. Full enough to know I didn\u2019t want to watch them, yes, but not full enough to really pick them apart.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here goes. Feel free to agree or disagree with me in the comments section and whatnot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,1269],"tags":[3439,3438,3440,3441,3444,3443,3442,32,104,185],"class_list":["post-4049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allposts","category-codyslists","tag-2013-films","tag-2013-in-film","tag-best-films","tag-best-films-of-2013","tag-best-movies","tag-best-movies-of-2013","tag-best-of-2013","tag-cody-clarke","tag-smug-film-2","tag-smugfilm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4049"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4098,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049\/revisions\/4098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}