{"id":4446,"date":"2014-02-21T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T05:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/?p=4446"},"modified":"2014-02-20T23:59:16","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T04:59:16","slug":"robocop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/robocop\/","title":{"rendered":"Robocop: Times Change"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nRobocop<\/a> (2014)
\n<\/b>Directed by Jos\u00e9 Padilha
\nScreenplay by Joshua Zetumer
\n117 min.<\/p>\n

Very minor spoilers ahead.<\/em><\/p>\n

When they rolled that screen open to 2.35:1, I knew it wasn\u2019t going to be like Verhoeven\u2019s.\u00a0The original Robocop<\/a> is a minor masterpiece, one of the most cutting satires of the 20th century. It\u2019s dingy, clunky, sarcastic, and howling\u2014just like the \u201880s that spawned it.\u00a0Our new Robocop\u2014which is, for all practical purposes, the second<\/i> Robocop remake in recent memory, counting the spectacular Dredd<\/a>\u2014is none of those things. It\u2019s shiny, sleek, and \u201ctactical,<\/i>\u201d as Michael Keaton\u2019s character says.<\/p>\n

The memorable ultra-violence of the original is gone. In its place, there\u2019s a smooth, sanitized finish over everything, which gives it all a sort of uncanny creepiness\u2014a quality best exploited in one of the film\u2019s high points, in which we learn just where Alex Murphy ends and Robocop begins.
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\nStructurally, it isn\u2019t as tight as the original. Though Michael Keaton is spectacular as Evil Steve Jobs, and OmniCorp on the whole is brimming with really fun villains, nothing really comes to a head and none of them ever quite get to do anything suitably exciting. Still, when it works, it works. There\u2019s a very interesting and well done plot about the trials of Robocop\u2019s family who, unlike in the original, know exactly what happened to him. We get some surprisingly heart-wrenching moments, like when Robocop keeps zooming in a video chat screen so that his family can\u2019t see his robot body, and some really sharp politics, like when Robocop almost literally escapes from an iPod factory in rural China.<\/p>\n

That sounds funny, and I guess it kind of is, but on the whole this film isn\u2019t. It\u2019s getting some flack about that, but I appreciate the fact that it found its own path. The best parts of it are the parts farthest removed from the original, and the worst parts are a few shoehorned references to Verhoeven\u2019s. But it ain\u2019t funny\u2014certainly never like the hysterical original. I have a theory about that, and my theory is, times<\/i> change.<\/i><\/p>\n

In this movie, Robocop has a pretty sweet panning red eye. This is a feature Robocop had in his horrible Saturday morning cartoon<\/a>. Seeing it now throws my mind right to Battlestar Galactica<\/a>, a major text in \u201cwhat\u2019s a human and what\u2019s a robot?\u201d cinema, but in the end it\u2019s an image that, ultimately, divides back to Gort\u2019s eye laser in the seminal The Day the Earth Stood Still<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\nIn 1951\u2014the year that defined the rubric of science fiction as we now know it\u2014Robert Wise\u2019s incisive film climaxed with the concept of indestructible, insensate, indefatigable robot policemen patrolling the streets. The Day the Earth Stood Still was conceived at the very dawn of an era in which the pressing of a single button could end all life on earth. This was one year after Joseph McCarthy announced the existence of 205 Communists in the State Department, two years after the Soviets got the bomb, and six years after the end of the costliest war in human history\u2014a war set off by a handful of unchecked autocrats. The great question on the lips of the world was \u201cWho should be in charge?\u201d Decentralized power had let Stalins and Hitlers sprout unchallenged. Smaller nations had nobody to stand up for them against the onslaught of determined psychopaths. Meanwhile, Franklin Roosevelt steered America through the troubled waters of depression and war, leaving us the strongest and most self-assured we had yet been. For that historical moment, it took an FDR to beat a Hitler\u2014power was a delicate commodity, to be trusted only in the most expert, scientific, ambitious hands. In 1951, the concept of the all-knowing Klaatu and the all-powerful Gort was something of a comfort. An incorruptible, inhuman arbiter may be somewhat intimidating, but was, ultimately, for the moment, a utopian vision.<\/p>\n

But times change. Eisenhower warned of a \u201cmilitary-industrial complex,\u201d and then Kennedy got killed, ushering in an era of ineffective and\/or corrupt presidents. A massive social revolution came and went, killed by cocaine, Nixon, and weariness. American cars got terrible; the Soviets discovered blue jeans. America, insecure and nostalgic, was so desperate for John Wayne they were willing to settle for the guy from Cattle Queen of Montana<\/a> instead. The stage was set for the ascendance of Ronald Reagan, our first vampire president. And so, for a whole decade, one of the worst actors of his generation laid siege to Latin America, tore apart black families with vindictive crack sentencing, made moves to weaponize space, and put Scalia in the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, science fiction got very pessimistic in the \u201860s, very optimistic in the late \u201870s, then back to pessimistic and plain old jaded<\/i> right quick in the \u201880s. After Johnson, who threw American bodies into Vietnamese bullets like he was playing that carnival game with the milk bottles, after Nixon, who was basically a more tedious Iago, and after Reagan\u2014fucking Reagan<\/i>\u2014the concept of an enforcer with absolute power got less rosy. Robots mutated from benevolent protectors like Gort and Robby to unstoppable monsters like The Terminator<\/a> and the killbots from Chopping Mall<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is sort of an interesting thing to me, because if you really look at The Day the Earth Stood Still and Paul Verhoeven\u2019s original Robocop, the exact <\/i>utopian element of 1951 became the dystopian core of 1987. What is the ED-209, but a version of Gort? Hell, Robocop himself<\/i> even has practically the same head.<\/p>\n

Robocop \u201987 puts the whole Reaganist optimism on blast by presenting the logical conclusion of the era\u2019s doctrine and figurehead\u2014a much beloved madman with a quick draw and a basic inability to see human life as anything beyond assets. It\u2019s a crazy, bitter, hilarious glimpse at the kind of world The Terminator would call \u201cone possible future, from your point of view\u201d.<\/p>\n

Robocop is a bitter thought experiment, a vision of the logical end point of craven capitalism. The film imagines the grotesqueness of a privatized military, a privatized space program, and a world of robber barons with absolutely no accountability. A world where the best of us is a corporate-owned Frankenstein who talks like a space cowboy. And, silliest of all, a world where all of this craziness is packaged in the populace\u2019s daily entertainment\/news cocktail (\u201cGo Robo!\u201d).<\/p>\n

What a funny, crazy, mixed-up world Robocop imagines. What a fun joke that was in 1987.<\/p>\n

But times change.<\/p>\n

What was a grim, theoretical joke in 1987 is just a part of life in 2014. A privatized military? The ghouls at Blackwater (now Academi, formerly the even more Bond villainy \u201cXe\u201d) now have a goddamn video game<\/a>. <\/i>Privatized space program? Branson\u2019s about all we have left after decades of merciless NASA budget cuts. How can you joke about Lee Iacocca Elementary School when we came within spitting distance of President Mitt Romney<\/i>?<\/p>\n

Hell, even the character of Robocop himself has been swallowed up in commercialism. Since saving Detroit from Dick Jones, Robocop has gone on to hawking fried chicken<\/a>, wrestling<\/a>, and starring in his very own children\u2019s cartoon<\/a>. The revolution was televised\u2014and that\u2019s what defeated it.<\/p>\n

So what\u2019s to joke about anymore? Robocop is no longer comedy. It\u2019s barely even science fiction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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\nRobocop<\/a> (2014)
\n<\/b>Directed by Jos\u00e9 Padilha
\nScreenplay by Joshua Zetumer
\n117 min.<\/p>\n

Very minor spoilers ahead.<\/em><\/p>\n

When they rolled that screen open to 2.35:1, I knew it wasn\u2019t going to be like Verhoeven\u2019s.\u00a0The original Robocop<\/a> is a minor masterpiece, one of the most cutting satires of the 20th century. It\u2019s dingy, clunky, sarcastic, and howling\u2014just like the \u201880s that spawned it.\u00a0Our new Robocop\u2014which is, for all practical purposes, the second<\/i> Robocop remake in recent memory, counting the spectacular Dredd<\/a>\u2014is none of those things. It\u2019s shiny, sleek, and \u201ctactical,<\/i>\u201d as Michael Keaton\u2019s character says.<\/p>\n

The memorable ultra-violence of the original is gone. In its place, there\u2019s a smooth, sanitized finish over everything, which gives it all a sort of uncanny creepiness\u2014a quality best exploited in one of the film\u2019s high points, in which we learn just where Alex Murphy ends and Robocop begins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,1157],"tags":[3544,1585,3557,3547,3555,1164,3550,3551,3554,3552,95,3541,3549,3542,3553,3556,3543,3558,3546,3539,3538,3540,3537,3548,3545,2395],"class_list":["post-4446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allposts","category-johns-reviews","tag-alex-murphy","tag-battlestar-galactica","tag-blackwater","tag-cattle-queen-of-montana","tag-chopping-mall","tag-dredd","tag-fdr","tag-franklin-roosevelt","tag-gort","tag-hitler","tag-john-damico","tag-jose-padilha","tag-joseph-mccarthy","tag-joshua-zetumer","tag-klaatu","tag-lyndon-b-johnson","tag-michael-keaton","tag-robert-wise","tag-robocop","tag-robocop-2014-review","tag-robocop-remake","tag-robocop-remake-review","tag-robocop-review","tag-ronald-reagan","tag-the-day-the-earth-stood-still","tag-the-terminator"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4446"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4450,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4446\/revisions\/4450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}