{"id":5516,"date":"2014-08-08T00:31:34","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T04:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugfilm.com\/?p=5516"},"modified":"2014-12-04T01:47:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T06:47:30","slug":"5-good-reasons-not-to-see-guardians-of-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugfilm.com\/oldsite\/5-good-reasons-not-to-see-guardians-of-the-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Good Reasons Not To See Guardians of the Galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Guardians of the Galaxy<\/a> (2014)
\n<\/b>Directed by James Gunn
\nWritten by James Gunn & Nicole Perlman
\n121 min.<\/p>\n

Spoiler-free.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Guardians of the Galaxy is a new movie that has just come out and apparently it\u2019s great or something. It\u2019s got a raccoon and a green lady and tree guy and a regular guy and another guy, and they\u2019re all in space doing stuff. It\u2019s directed by James Gunn, who made Slither<\/a>, a great movie, and wrote the Dawn of the Dead<\/a> remake, a quite good movie. His other movie Super<\/a> was bad, but whatever. Quoth the Neil Hamburger, \u201cThey can’t all be zingers!\u201d But I digress.<\/span><\/p>\n

Everyone\u2019s saying you should see this thing, and maybe they have a point, but I can think of five good reasons why you shouldn\u2019t.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1. There\u2019s no way it\u2019s better than this video:<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n