The 10 Most Overrated Classic Movies


Nope, not gonna touch this one. Too easy.

It’s easy to pick on classics.  In fact, by virtue of being considered ‘classic’, they’re almost assuredly not as good as they’re said to be.  Anything so beloved is automatically suspect.  This is not contrarianism; it’s healthy skepticism.  In an age where most people still aren’t atheists and science is constantly hindered by new age nonsense, skepticism is beyond necessary.

I figured I’d apply that maxim to culture and pick the ten most overrated classic movies ever made.  But, like I said, it’s easy to pick on the big ones.  Casablanca, The Godfather, and Gone With the Wind all have their place in history, but that doesn’t make them better than Back to the Future.  And they aren’t.  Not artistically, and certainly not in our collective hearts.

However, here, rather than just list the most acclaimed classic movies and call it a day, I really wanted to hone in on some particular titles that I find obnoxiously overrated:


10. Slap Shot (1977) | Dir. George Roy Hill | 123 min.

Full disclosure, I’m the biggest hockey fan on the planet.  Although I’m a moviemaker, I secretly wish I were a perennial all-star in the NHL.  What can I say, I’m from Detroit and a die-hard Red Wings fan.  But, if you aren’t a hockey fan, you might not appreciate the true classicdom of Slap Shot.

Paul Newman cited Slap Shot as his favorite of his filmography. It’s a bit of a secular classic, but its cult following is of course made up by rabid hockey fans of the north who cherish it as one of their few cultural touchstones.

The problem is, it’s boring as fuck.  Slap Shot isn’t good.  It has a few transcendent scenes (if you’re a hockey fan) but that’s about it.  If you know the movie you know the scenes: basically any time The Hanson Brothers are on screen.  Apart from that, it’s a meandering mess about relationships and sports politics, handled ineffectively and without passion by a director that lets his material unravel unwieldily.



9, The Goonies (1985) | Dir. Richard Donner | 114 min.

The Goonies is absolutely not a bad movie, but it absolutely is overrated.  People treat it like nostalgia gold and trick themselves into thinking it’s amazing.  Again, it’s good, but not great.  It’s overlong and it’s pretty standard fare for the time. Solid filmmaking, but not transcendent.

It shares ilk with better movies like Poltergeist, The ‘Burbs, Back to the Future and Indiana Jones, yet it’s touted as being one of their equals, when in actuality it is far less interesting and far more monotonous.



8. Animal House (1978) | Dir. John Landis | 109 min.

Being first is not being best.  Animal House may have ushered in a new kind of comedy, but it’s surpassed by almost everything that followed, from the uneven Caddyshack right on through to the masterpiece Freddy Got Fingered.  Even smaller movies like PCU are light years better.

Animal House suffers from its era more than anything else.  It was made at a time when comedies didn’t have to get to the point and were instead allowed to meander aimlessly, with large gaps between jokes and major set pieces.

In small doses, and upon reflection, it’s an important part of cinema history, but as a piece of art it drags.  It is only logical that what came first was not as good at what would follow.  Art tends to build on itself and learn from its mistakes and ebb and flow and evolve.  It took about twenty years, but by the mid 90s, comedies started to find their form.  Look no further than the Farrelly brothers, whose path was clearly paved by Landis but who ended up making undeniably transcendent movies for about a decade.  Namely, Dumb and Dumber and There’s Something About Mary (one of the best, richest, and touching movies ever made).



7.  Network (1976) | Dir. Sidney Lumet | 121 min.

Sidney Lumet is a great director.  12 Angry Men is one of the best and most interesting movies ever made.  It’s an expertly executed drama that unravels with vibrant and taught precision in an era when movies were hollow and lifeless.  Lumet is a trailblazer of tone and kept making great movies almost fifty years later.  Find Me Guilty is a devastatingly underrated gem starring Vin Diesel, who actually gives a great performance as Jackie DiNorscio in the true story of his trial.

Network, stylistically, is brilliant.  It’s got that great 70s look and tone that film geeks (myself included) jack off to.  It’s also the movie that gave us the famous line “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

However, again, like many ‘classics’, it’s boring.  And in this case, its precision is also its achilles heel.  As it puts the microscope on the news media, it in turn fails to deliver a captivating narrative and instead juggles too many balls that it doesn’t seem to know what to do with.  Faye Dunaway and Peter Finch’s characters, respectively, have weak arcs that aren’t very fun to follow, and take too long to drift to their unsatisfying conclusions.

After 1939, 1976 is thought of as the golden year of cinema.  And why not, it brought us Rocky, one of the best movies ever made.  But Network, and its equally bland (but awesome 70s style, cool, fun) counterpart All The President’s Men, shine as stylistic triumphs that ultimately aged poorly.

For better movies of a similar ilk, look to Billy Ray’s Shattered Glass and Breach, and James L. Brooks’ Broadcast News.



6. Nashville  (1975) | Dir. Robert Altman | 159 min.

This would be number one on my list if anybody had ever finished it.  I seriously refuse to believe anyone has ever finished this fucking thing.  I can only assume it was inspired by those ‘atmospheric’ French movies that were popular at the time where nothing happened for like 6 hours.  I’m looking at you, Jacques Rivette.

Robert Altman is definitely one of the top two most overrated directors of all time.  His boring movie M*A*S*H was surpassed by a cheesy sitcom, and the dude made fucking Gosford Park and A Prairie Home Companion. And Short Cuts, which is three hours of nothing.



5. Paris, Texas (1984) | Dir. Wim Wenders | 147 min.

Two fucking hours to get to that story.  Jesus Christ.



4. Dawn of the Dead (1978) | Dir. George A. Romero | 127 min.

Night of the Living Dead is good, and important.  And that’s the way it should be.  People often confuse, or wrongfully combine, goodness and importance.  Gone with the Wind is important, that doesn’t make it good, just like the aforementioned Animal House.  You can appreciate the importance of something and not think it’s good.  Importance only means it did something to pave the way, and that’s cool, but it doesn’t make it good.

Dawn of the Dead’s long runtime is needless and absurd.  I suspect most of the people who have propelled it into classicdom are stoned though, so I guess it makes sense.

The remake is a lot better. Too bad that guy went on to make horrible shit.



3. The Conversation (1974) | Dir. Francis Ford Coppola | 113 min.

I think people literally just put all of Coppola’s movies that aren’t The Godfather 1 and 2 and Apocalypse Now on a dartboard, closed their eyes, and threw a dart and decided to champion whatever it hit.  I’m sure they were pleased it didn’t land on Dementia 13 or Jack.  If you really have to care about another Coppola movie for some reason, just go with Rumble Fish. At least it looks cool.



2. Harold and Maude (1971) | Dir. Hal Ashby | 91 min.

Despite its soundtrack, Harold and Maude is a big pile of nothing.  It’s one of the most universally loved hipster movies and has informed their culture.  It also doesn’t hurt that Hal Ashby has achieved a kind of hipster icon status for being a kooky outsider.  He’s like the Kubrick of comedies.

What’s interesting though is when a guy like Judd Apatow praises Ashby (gushes over him really) and then cites him as an influence.  I believe him when he says it, but then I’m interested why his output more closely resembles a mix between John Landis and Kevin Smith (two vastly superior filmmakers).  I’m not trying to put Apatow in a box, or presume that he should be making a certain kind of movie, but I think it’s a testament to Ashby’s, and particularly Harold and Maude’s, overratedness.  Harold and Maude isn’t a movie that people enjoy, it’s a movie people think they should like, or like themselves solely because it’s ‘so fucked up’, or ‘awkward’.

Well, it’s not, it’s just a simple love story populated by boring, vapid characters who are needlessly quirky and sardonic.



1. The Seventh Seal (1957) | Dir. Ingmar Bergman | 96 min.

Okay, come on.  Look, as I mentioned in the preface, I’m not going to pick on ‘classics’ like The Godfather because it’s like shooting fish in a proverbial barrel.  But the dumbassness of this movie cannot be ignored.  The Seventh Seal is about a guy who plays chess with death.  I mean, the only conclusion for that plot is that it’s a movie written by an eighth grader.

I think when it comes to movies like this, people don’t just stop and think about what it’s actually about.  Being intelligent is very easy, but having common sense is not.  If someone came up to you and said ‘I have a great idea for a movie, it’s about a guy who plays chess with death!’, you’d think they were a snot-nosed film student.  And whether they actually were in film school, or just had a cold, you’d be right.

Beyond being the epitome of cheese, it’s also the epitome of everything you’d make fun of when parodying European, up-its-own-ass intellectualism.  It basically plays as a parody of itself.

I know I’ve been attacking the premise, which is obviously the root of its problems, but think about the execution for a second.  Plenty of gimmicky ideas end up being decent by virtue of their execution, such as The Matrix.  But loading your movie with blatantly obvious symbolism isn’t deep or introspective, it’s shallow and easy.

The shot of the reaper on the beach is kinda cool, I guess.  It’s just that shot’s context in a melodramatic, silly, low brow story that’s dumb.  I know everybody hates me for liking good movies and hating crappy ‘important films’, but in this case, I beg you, please just consider what this thing is actually about and whether or not you are lulled to sleep watching it.  Don’t ‘put yourself back in the time it was made’ or do anything else to let it off the hook, just watch it for what it actually is.

17 thoughts on “The 10 Most Overrated Classic Movies”

    1. In what way?!? You must love Gosford Park then! Nashville is absolutely and completely pointless. I feel like someone is pranking me by saying this is an “all time great.” Its absolute garbage! It makes any Transformers movie look like Citizen Kane. Nothing. Happens. Nothing at all. Half the movie is just really lousy country music (is that redundant?!) shown for no particular reason that’s ever made apparent. The characters aren’t interesting – they never are with Altman – and the movie goes nowhere. I seriously can’t believe anyone but a die hard film buff would finish this sucker. It’s AWFUL.

  1. Nashville is smug ,morally superior on the Left Wing side, and insufferable, just like EVERY Altman movie.
    His directing of actors and photography never nailed the “naturalism” and “reality”, “atmosphere”, or anything else his movies aimed at, that his Pavlov Dog-like, wanna-be hipster defenders say they did, not even within 1000 miles.

  2. Hm, The Seventh Seal is not about a man playing chess with death. You can disparage it for being another easy symbol, perhaps, but you can’t say it’s anything more than the ostensible plot. The film is about life, death, the search for God and knowledge, religion, friendship/companionship/love, violence, ignorance, fear, courage. Sure you get more archetypes than deep individual characterization, but that’s no different than Waiting for Godot, Pulp Fiction, The Canterbury Tales, and many other classics.

  3. Totally agree with your summary of The Goonies, I just watched it all the way through for the first time and came online to make sure there was someone else who shared my underwhelmed opinion. Not bad like you say but it just seemed like an average treasure hunt story with a lot of screaming and the occasional funny line.

  4. “This one was first but that doesn’t make it good. This movie and this other movie are both good whereas this one isn’t. These other movies are better than the one on this list, which is not very good.”

    I would love to defend some of the movies on this list but I see no legitimate criticisms to defend them from.

  5. I haven’t seen every movie on this list, but several of them I wholeheartedly agree are way overrated. Animal House and Slapstick are indeed not funny and actually quite boring. Dawn of the Dead is overlong to the point of walking out — I mean, I know those zombies shuffle slowly but can we cut to the chase before the actual coming of the dawn? I found my way to this site after watching the first 23 interminable minutes of “The Conversation” and going to duckduckgo (not that fucking piece of shit google) and typing in “the conversation movie overrated” — and I am a huge fan of Hackman’s work, even in mediocre films such as A Bridge Too Far he stands out for his ability to shed Hackman and become the role.

  6. Network definitely overrated as “TV is bad for you” piece, but MASH the sitcom-I like Hot Lips in the later seasons ):(

    If you want good Ashby, try Being There.

    Personally, I like The Conversation and Animal House. Que sera, sera.

    1. Being There is amazing, one of my favorites. I love that movie. I guess the humor is more subtle but I think it’s just brilliant and makes me smile the whole way through. Plus it’s super smart without seeming like it’s trying too hard.

  7. Tbh, guy who wrote this “article” is one-sided pseudo intellectual garbage who acts like smartass. Well, main argument for “overrated” movie is cause he doesn’t like it. But in most cases he never understood movie. No, Paris Texas’s not all about that ending scene. It’s brilliantly created story and movie with layers and layers of different themes. Network is masterpiece, both on personal, social and business level. The Seventh Seal ain’t no movie about playing chess. Chess is just tool, and there are so much more behind that.
    Altman isn’t overrated, it’s just the author of this article who has problem with that.

    Back to Paris, Texas. You can write whole dissertation about that movie and why it’s great one. And what’s all about. Just, you can’t be arrogant edgy guy asshole who wants to hate just to show how’s smart and special he is, if you want to watch movie like that.

    Best wishes.

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