Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Directed by James Gunn
Written by James Gunn & Nicole Perlman
Guardians of the Galaxy is a new movie that has just come out and apparently it’s great or something. It’s got a raccoon and a green lady and tree guy and a regular guy and another guy, and they’re all in space doing stuff. It’s directed by James Gunn, who made Slither, a great movie, and wrote the Dawn of the Dead remake, a quite good movie. His other movie Super was bad, but whatever. Quoth the Neil Hamburger, “They can’t all be zingers!” But I digress.
Everyone’s saying you should see this thing, and maybe they have a point, but I can think of five good reasons why you shouldn’t.
1. There’s no way it’s better than this video:
2. Or this video:
3. Or this video:
4. Or this video:
5. Or this video: